""In Uptown Bogland things sound great 'cardboard humans fall to pieces' was top-forty and the money was rolling in I should not have trusted dad I knew his weakness for the horse god but I am Dan Koelacanth I am a simple man I do not use spell check auto-correct I don't monitor levels or worry about excessive treble this CD from the Krim Kram label may bring trouble to your door so tool-up ready don't let the unexpected topple your sanity be caring generous loving do not be swayed by the habits of monsters YES this audio recording contains one million edits shoved left shoved right YES it is an atrocity unlistenable noise how can someone shout so much when their gob is full of mud IS IT ALL A MISTAKE"-Dai K"